Latest Photo in my Fotopage

Random photo from my Fotopage

Monday, October 30, 2006

Brain Teaser - Part 2

Guys,

Here's the riddle,



How many faces can you find? Me? I can find all 11 faces, quite good huh? All you need to do is concerntrate and be sure you're not color blind.
Just came back from long holiday (Eid Al-Fitr Holiday), still clueless, still numb, still tired, still broke - have to wait for next month pay, still got plenty of "kuih raya" (biscuit for the Eid Celebration), still sleepy cause from long distance driving from my hometown to KL this morning yet still happy from what happened during the Eid celebration.

To all welcome back to work.

Cheers,

Striker.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Balik Raya

Assalamualaikum,

Amacam sejak dari semalam orang semua dah start balikraya, jalan dalam KL pun dah mula kurang sibuk, bertukar pulak kat hi-way sekarang yang semakin sibuk.

Dulu orang yang nak balik ke Pantai Timur terpaksa lah lalu jalan negeri iaitu jalan lama melalui Karak, Temerloh, Maran, Gambang Kuantan...hingga Kuala Terengganu.

Bagus jugak dengan kewujudan LPT ni, cepat sikit kalau aku nak balik kampung. Tapi ada satu dua perkara yang aku rasa terkilan sikit, apsal Terengganu sebagai negeri yang banyak menyumbangkan hasil kat Malaysia ni begitu ketinggalan dari segi pembangunan, masa kerajaan pimpinan Datuk Seri Amar Diraja Wan Mokhtar Ahmad dulu, Kemaman je nampak maju sikit, pastu Datuk Seri Haji Abdul Hadi Haji Awang duit pulak kena sekat , tapi nampaknya he manage to pay the slary of the state government personel. Sekarang ni Datuk Idris Jusoh (aku panggil Ayoh Yeh jer), nampak lagi teruk, Monsoon Cup lah, Equastrianlah, tapi orang kebanyakan macam aku ni dapat apa, dapat tengok? Buat apa, bukan minat pun benda2 camtu.

Aku bukannya orang politik , tapi itu semua dari pemerhatian aku selama ini lah.

Happy Eid Al-Mubarak to all my friend out there.

Wassalam

Striker

p/s: tahun ni balik raya naik flight, tak leh nak observed keadaaan jalan raya time balik raya. tiket bas boleh habis pulak....

Monday, October 16, 2006

Wafat

I got this from my friend. This clip will show you how easy the wafat ( death) is for the choosen one. Concentrate on his forehead how life was seperated from death. Hopefully one day I wiil be the choosen one like this, and I pray to Allah not to deviate my faith and believe towards Him. I always pray all my family and I will be one of the syuhada' and will be accepted in his firdaus (paradise). Remember that the death is true, the heaven is true and the hell is true. All His promise is true, there's nothing more true than Him.

" O Allah please accept my du'a to you, please don't deviate my heart from believing in you"

My friend believe me the only truth is in Islam. He's the creator of the heaven and hell.

Translation from Surah Ar-Rahman

1. The Most Beneficent (Allah)
2. Has taught (you mankind) the Qur'an(by His Mercy).
3. He created man.
4. He taught him eloquent speech.
5. The sun and the moon run on their fixed courses (exactly) calculated with measured out stages for each (for reckoning, etc.).
6. And the herbs (or stars) and the trees both prostrate.
7. And the heaven He has raised high, and He has set up the Balance.
8. In order that you may not transgress (due) balance.
9. And observe the weight with equity and do not make the balance deficient.
10. And the earth He has put for the creatures.
11. Therein are fruits, date-palms producing sheathed fruit-stalks (enclosing dates).
12. And also corn, with (its) leaves and stalk for fodder, and sweet-scented plants.
13. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
14. He created man (Adam) from sounding clay like the clay of pottery.
15. And the jinns did He create from a smokeless flame of fire.
16. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
17. (He is) the Lord of the two easts (places of sunrise during early summer and early winter) and the Lord of the two wests (places of sunset during early summer and early winter).
18. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
19. He has let loosed the two seas (the salt water and the sweet) meeting together.
20. Between them is a barrier which none of them can transgress.
21. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
22. Out of them both come out pearl and coral.
23. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
24. And His are the ships going and coming in the seas, like mountains.
25. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
26. Whatsoever is on it (the earth) will perish.
27. And the Face of your Lord full of Majesty and Honour will abide forever.
28. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
29. Whosoever is in the heavens and on earth begs of Him (its needs from Him). Every day He has a matter to bring forth (such as giving honour to some, disgrace to some, life to some, death to some, etc.)!
30. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
31. We shall attend to you, O you two classes (jinns and men)!
32. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
33. O assembly of jinns and men! If you have power to pass beyond the zones of the heavens and the earth, then pass (them)! But you will never be able to pass them, except with authority (from Allah)!
34. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
35. There will be sent against you both, smokeless flames of fire and (molten) brass, and you will not be able to defend yourselves.
36. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
37. Then when the heaven is rent asunder, and it becomes rosy or red like red-oil, or red hide.
38. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
39. So on that Day no question will be asked of man or jinn as to his sin, (because they have already been known from their faces either white or black).
40. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
41. The Mujrim?> (polytheists, criminals, sinners, etc.) will be known by their marks (black faces), and they will be seized by their forelocks and their feet.
42. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
43. This is Hell which the Mujrim?> (polytheists, criminals, sinners, etc.) denied.
44. They will go between it (Hell) and the boiling hot water!
45. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
46. But for him who [the true believer of Islamic Monotheism who performs all the duties ordained by Allah and His Messenger Muhammad , and keeps away (abstain) from all kinds of sin and evil deeds prohibited in Islam and fears the standing before his Lord, there will be two Gardens (i.e. in Paradise).
47. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
48. With spreading branches;
49. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
50. In them (both) will be two springs flowing (free)
51. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
52. In them (both) will be every kind of fruit in pairs.
53. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
54. Reclining upon the couches lined with silk brocade, and the fruits of the two Gardens will be near at hand.
55. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
56. Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them.
57. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
58. (In beauty) they are like rubies and coral.
59. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
60. Is there any reward for good other than good?
61. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
62. And besides these two, there are two other Gardens (i.e. in Paradise).
63. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
64. Dark green (in colour).
65. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
66. In them (both) will be two springs gushing forth water.
67. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
68. In them (both) will be fruits, and date- palms and pomegranates.
69. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
70. Therein (gardens) will be fair (wives) good and beautiful;
71. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
72. Houris (beautiful, fair females) restrained in pavilions;
73. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
74. Whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them.
75. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
76. Reclining on green cushions and rich beautiful mattresses.
77. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you both (jinns and men) deny?
78. Blessed be the Name of your Lord (Allah, the Owner of Majesty and Honour.)


Happy Ramadhan

Striker.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Kuda, Dadah dan Doa.

Berapa ekor kuda yang korang nampak kat gambar kat atas tu? Diberitakan terdapat 7 ekor kuda dalam gambar tu, tapi apa yang aku nampak 5/6 ekor je, sekor dah missing.
Main kuda macam ni tak pe, jangan main kuda kat turf club seri kembangan sana tu, haram berjudi tau.
Kalau nak kaya cepat meniaga, jangan dok main judi, nanti kayap jadi nya, jadi kudis lagi susah nak ubat. Judi ni boleh buat keluarga porak peranda. Duit habiskan untuk judi je sama macam penagih dadah je peunjudi ni, teringat aku sorang penagih dadah kat tempat aku. Isteri dia jadi maid kat rumah kakak aku, pastu dorang ada anak kecik dalam proses menyusu lagi lah kiranya.
Cukup bulan dah dapat gaji si isteri ni beli lah susu anak (org susah tau jelah kan nak dapatkan susu anak yg mahal ni), tup tup bawak balik rumah belum sempat bagi kat anak si suami durjana ni ambik susu tu jual buat beli dadah dia, esok nya si isteri datang mengadu dengan kakak aku. Sebab kesiankan dia kakak aku berilah duit lain kat maid dia.
Aku kalau benda-benda macam ni cukup benganglah, sebab utama aku rasa ajaran agama tak cukup, pastu mak bapak mewahkan sangat dengan wang ringgit, pastu mak ayah terlalu sibuk dengan kerja memasing, tak ambik tahu sangat pasal anak, yg dorang tahu bagi duit, at last bila anak dah rosak baru sibuk-sibuk nak berubat, dah telambat dah. Dia orang ni bukan tak boleh sembuh boleh, tapi jarang sangat orang-orang macam ni, ada keazaman yg tinggi untuk berubah, mudah mengalah dengan keadaan.
Zaman sekarang ni, dadah dah bermacam-macam jenis, sampai kita pun tak kenal benda yang anak kita bawak balik tu dadah ke ubat. Satu lagi kita ni jenis tak berapa prihatin pasal benda2 dadah ni, kalau ada pameran kita lalu je tak nak singgah tengok, tak nak update sikit knowledge kita yang seberapa ni.
Perkara yang paling penting ialah masukkan agama kedalam hati anak-anak kita, jangan setakat nak lepas periksa je, tapi pastikan yang dia orang ni betul2 paham apa yang dipelajari. Kalau anak2 dah paham, tak payah kita nak monitor lebih2 pun, dia orang sendiri boleh bezakan apa yang baik dan apa yang buruk. Kita pun kena banyakkan ibadat, panjatkan doa kepada Allah selalu, jangan doa nak jadi kaya je, doa kan diri dan keluarga jauh dari syaitan, mintak mati dalam iman.
Kita banyak berdoa bila anak2 nak ambik periksa, mintak anak dapat semua A lagi, apa kita tak malu dengan Allah ke? Time senang kita tak ingat kat Dia, time nak sesuatu mintak, kalau tak makbul, siap merungut, muhasabah sikit diri tu , tengok apsal Allah tak makbulkan doa kita.



Wassalam

Striker

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

HANTU TANDAS.


PADA HARI RAYA TAHUN LEPAS TAHUN 1426, AKU PULANG AWAL UNTUK BERHARI RAYA. AKU TAK MAHU KES TAHUN SEBELUM INI DIMANA BERJAM2 AKU SANGKUT KERANA KESESAKAN. AKU BERTOLAK JAM 12 MALAM. AKU SEBENARNYA MASIH BUJANG.3 JAM AKU MEMANDU ..TETIBA PERUT AKU MEMULAS..ALAHAI AKU TERJUMPA SATU r&r TERUS AKU BERKEJAR KESANA. SERAMNYA TIADA SESIAPA PUN DISANA...TAPI PERUT PUNYA PASAL AKU REDAH JE... AKU PUN MULA LAH MEMBUANG BENDA SEPATUTNYA...DALAM MASA 5 MINIT...AKU DAPAT RASAI BAU WANGI TERAMAT...AKU SERAM...KEJAP KEDENGARAN SUSSS...SERAMNYA..AKU NAK KELUAR DARI TANDAS TAPI PERUT MASIH LAGI MERAGAM... AKU BERTAWAKAL UNTUK PANDANG ATAS TEMPAT BERBUNYI ITU...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AKU KETAWA..RUPA2NYA PEWANGI AUTOMATIK... INILAH KISAHKU YANG TAK BOLEH DILUPAI HINGGA KINI


Siot pepagi buta bulan ramadhan yg mulia ni pun boleh kena gak, memula tu dah agak dah macam nak terkena je, tapi teruskan jugak baca, nak buat hilang ngantuk kunun..

Hari ni lapar betul lah , kalua nak kira subuh tadi sahur makan nasi kukus sama ayam goring dah. Buka petang semalam dah belasah buffet kaw-kaw punya kat
Impiana KLCC Hotel.

Suspen jugak aku dah 2-3 hari aku buka puasa dok makan daging kambinggg je, balik rumah cek darah, no problem. Ok lah tu kot.





Yang ni RM 1,888



Yang ni pulak RM1,288



Hari ni aku bukak website, PalmOne, berkenan pulak dengan Palm TZ. Tengok2 kawan aku pun dah pakai satu.. canteekkk boleh test dia punya. Canggih jugak menatang ni, senang nanti aku nak tulis blog aku, bukak internat just copy and paste je, pastu selesai. Senangkan kan kan..

Barang-barang macam ni sekarang ni harga dah ok dah tak lah mahal macam dulu-dulu, maksudnya ada kemampuan lah aku nak beli.Hari ni aku bukak website,

PalmInc, berkenan pulak dengan Palm TX. Tengok2 kawan aku pun dah pakai satu.. canteekkk boleh test dia punya. Canggih jugak menatang ni, senang nanti aku nak tulis blog aku, bukak internat just copy and paste je, pastu selesai. Senangkan kan kan.. Barang-barang macam ni sekarang ni harga dah ok dah tak lah mahal macam dulu-dulu, maksudnya ada kemampuan lah aku nak beli.

Korang rasa which one ? Aku dalam dilema skang ni. Satu tak canggih sangat tapi nipis dan senang nak bawak, satu canggih, tapi tebal lah pulak, letak dalam poket nanti terganggu pulak ***** aku. Tak tau lah.
Petang ni buka puasa buffet lagi. Bila lah nak kurus kalau camni...

Cheers,

Striker.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Ramadhan Buffet

Amacam sedap tak?



Last 2 weeks, ramadhan tahun ni, punya lah banyak jemputan buka puasa kat opis ni, sampai ada orang tak tahu nak pegi yang mana satu. Aku dgn Amin yg bertitle MBA kat KL ni apa lagi, rezeki kamilah, tapi yang tak tahan tu semua buffet, korang tahulah kalau buffet paling kurang pun 50 jenis makanan, tak makan sayang kalau makan karang tak larat.


Kalau duit sendiri mau pikir 7-8 kali. Buffet kat KL ni dorang letak lah berapa harga pun mesti ramai punya yang datang, kekadang aku rasa pelik jugak mana dorang dapat duit makan kat tempat mahal2 camni, atau dorang pun spesis macam aku jugak ada orang belanja.


Aku sebenarnya bukan tak mampu, tapi tak nak membazir. Bayangkan kalu RM70++ tu korang beli makanan hantar kat masjid ke surau ke rumah anak yatim ke, berapa orang dapat makan tu? Berapa banyak pahala korang dapat?


Malam tadi aku jadi fren syaitan lagi walaupun semua setan kena ikat, sebabnya utk kali keberapa entah bulan puasa tahun aku membazir makanan. Ambik banyak makan sikit. Orang ingat aku montel makan banyak ke, takde aku makan sikit je, tak tau lah apsal perut aku tak leh nak terima banyak. Tapi yg peliknya, badan tak mau turun2 gak.


Once upon a time, ada satu kawan aku, kurus macam model iklan Appeton kat TV tu, tapi dia punya makan dasyat aku cakap engkau, dia tima makan takde gelojoh, steady jer macam kalau drive tu speed tak lebih 80km/h kat hi-way. Tapi mamat ni makan jauh punya bro. Kita org yang terus memecut tak sampai berapa lama dah surrender, tapi dia perkhhh.. marathon man, slow and steady tapi makan jauh punya, kalau tang2 kepala ikan yg tak abis tu serah jer tugas tu kat dia insyallah licin punya. Punya banyak makan macam tu tapi badan tak gemuk2 jugak..pelik.


Kekadang aku rasa nak jugak derma sikit daging dgn lemak aku kat dia, tapi fikirkan kos mahal aku lupakan je hasrat aku tu. Tengok rancangan extreme makeover rasa gak nak jadi maam dorang, tapi Allah dah bagi macam ni aku redha je lah, mungkin ada hikmat tersembunyi yang kita tak tahu..kan...kan..?


Hari ni ada lagi jemputan buka puasa. Hari ni aku berazam tak ak membazir, makan sekadar yang termampu je dan memaksimakan ibadat. Insyallah.
Si Da Da kalau orang ajak makan free manjang je menolak....
Wassalam
Striker

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

You like fast car and stupid dude ,enjoy this video.

Malas ah nak nulis ari ni.

Cheers,

Striker

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Pencakar Langit


Photo above taken from 21st Floor Menara Citibank surau.

Gambar kat atas tu menunjukkan betapa kebanyakan dari kita bekerja di bangunan yang tinggi, kalau ingat kan 9/11 punya hal tak berani pulak rasanya nak keje kat tempat2 macam ni. Tapi apakan daya kita semua perlu cari makan kan.
Meremang jugak bulu tengkuk aku bila try jenguk kat bawah, tu dia sayuuuuppp kat bawah sana manusia mundar mandir dan kenderaan bersimpang siur tanpa henti, bukan apa kot-kot lah masa bersandar kat cermin tu tetiba tercabut lak cermin tu mau aku tak ikut sekali. Momentum kejatuhan tu mesti power punya, kalau ikut formula fizik tahap kelajuan jatuhan tu lebih kurangmacam ni kot:


v=s/t,
s=32 tingkat (32x20ft(est))= 640ft /3.2= 200m
t= let say 5sec.


therefore,
200/5= 40m/s - laju tu.

Lepas tu kita kira momentum pulak,

mass = 70 kg
velocity = 40 m/sec

Then we insert the given information into the momentum formula:
p = m x v
p = 70kg x 40 m/sec


So,

Momentum = 2800kg-m/sec

Kuat ke tu? Aku tak tau jugak, tapi yang aku konpem mesti berkecai kepale otak punya (dengan ijin Allah s.w.t. lah, kalau Dia tak izin jgn cakap, pecah calar pun tak de punya).

So pesanan aku jangan cari pasal menyandar kat tingkap opis kalau opis korang tu tinggi, lainlah kalau opis korang pakai kabin je macam kat construction site tu, nak lompat pun tak pe.

So korang tak rasa takut ke kerja dekat bangunan yang tinggi-tinggi ni, especially owned by American company.

So, pesan aku kita tak tahu bila kita mati, banyakkanlah ibadat terutama dibulan ramadan ni, kalau buatnya bangunan tempat keje kita runtuh at least modal kita dah ada sikit nak menjawab kat alam lain nanti. Puasa jgn tinggal, solat kena jaga, zakat bayar, haji dah mampu pegi,jgn nak pikir beli kete jer. Derma tu mau banyak sikit, jgn banyak sgt soalan, budak mintak derma tu sindiket lah, di orang tipu nak buat masjid lah, tak paya h soal pasal tu semua, Allah Maha Mengetahui niat kita, derma jelah dengan ikhlas, tipu tak tipu tu dia orang punya pasal. Betul tak. Entah-entah hari jumaat yg akan datang ni dah kiamat siapa tahu kan?

Wassalam,

Cheers

Striker.









Monday, October 02, 2006

Balik Kampung

What kueh is this?Anybody?


This nothing thrill to me, because I did it every single week without a miss yet. Actually "balik kampung " is the most thrilling moment for those who seldom going back to their hometown for holiday.

Last night, when I on my way to the bus station (to come back to KL), suddenly I got a call from my friend Ezuddin, asking me whether I could accompany him to KL. As a friend I , best friend indeed , I don't mind to sacrifice my RM25.40 MARALiner ticket, just for him. Note: You will understand if you have this kind of friend

Usually when the bus start to move and I start to snore. Last night I wasn't allowed to sleep all the way from Dungun to Kuala Lumpur (Gombak), it's 414km overall. 414km not a short distance, what am I doing.

Alhamdulillah, at 0400hrs this morning we arrived Gombak save and sound. After we have our Nasi Kukus Ayam Dara resepi Pak Nik Pasar Selayang, we moved to my "rumah bujang" to get rest.

Again this morning I have to lie (kureng pahala pose aku) to my boss ,saying that I just arrived at 1000am today due to car brokedown. I need some sleep to be productive on the rest of the day...you know Monday..is the most uneffective day of work. Lot of laughter last nite with heavy head, sleepy eyes today.

Cheers

Striker